Happy New Year

It was 13 years and two days ago today that Phillip J. Fry became frozen in a cryogenic tube. He will not awaken for another 988 years and one day. Until he awakens, we can only hope that we see the same adventure and wonderment in this new year that he experiences when he awakens in the year 3000.

Just Remember: Dr. Samuel Beckett of project Quantum Leap is still lost, few people know where The Doctor is, and nobody really gives a crap about those two idiots who lived in that Lake House.

Good News, Everyone!

Welcome to the World of Tomorrow! Sure, there are many ways of which you could have arrived to the future: waiting, time traveling, or even cryogenic freezing. From the perspective of people who lived in the early 1900s, the new millennium must have seemed such a strange and fascinating time.

A time of hope and promise.

                                          A time of jet packs and shiny metallic clothing.

                                                                                                               A time of wisdom.

Now, in the year 2012, we can safely look back on the theories writers and crackpots had about the year 2000 and comfortably laugh at their silly notions of Utopia/Dystopia  as we fight over important matters...like who is better: Lady Gaga or Nikki Minaj?

Clearly 2012 is filled with some interesting new wisdom, but what if we could look at the present from the wisdom of the distant future, say the year 3000?

What's that you say? Timmy just crushed your only flux capacitor with his model TARDIS?


That certainly sucks, but let us use a different window into the future. I'm talking about the wisdom laid before us from the brilliance of Futurama. Using ingenious quotes from the this hit show, this blog will help us understand and attempt to get through life's daily foibles.

I hope you enjoy it.


-Future_Man_3000