Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Future Grammar

I may have misspoken in side the time sphere. I'm sure I will go back and fix those weeks I didn't post anything...eventually. One thing I have noticed on my trips to the past was that there is a Science Fiction channel named SyFy and a mystery channel called Cloo on cable. For those of you that love that, there is bad news for you coming on the horizon. In the near future, there happens to be an intense bout with illiteracy in the world. In the end, everyone reverts to the original spellings of things. Word creativity ends up being murdered a slow and painful death.

As it so happens, I am a rebel, an innovator, and a sklinker (that's right, I just made up a word). Sure there are other sklinkers, revivers of past abilities, and we revel in our skill against the black-and-white uniformity. It can get tiresome having the same thing, day-in, day-out, listening to Sir Mix-A-Lot. That is why we try something unique with our words.

Just Remember: It's great to be creative, but never let that get in the way of grammar.